The Art of Procrastination: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Welcome to Procrastination Pro, where we'll teach you the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing.

We'll guide you through the process of making excuses, finding distractions, and mastering the art of staring blankly at walls.

Enroll in Procrastination University for a degree in Procrastination, and learn how to:

• Master the art of making excuses for not doing your work
• Develop a keen sense of smell, to detect the aroma of freshly baked cookies in the break room
• Craft the perfect procrastination schedule, ensuring you do nothing but eat Cheetos for 8 hours a day

Don't have time? That's okay! Check in to our Procrastination Hotel and let us do the thinking for you.